marți, 12 aprilie 2011

Stiri din viitor

Oferta promotionala. Fati abonamentul vodafone 21 in 1 si primesti gratis un iPhone 321G.
Cercetatorii de la Nasa au reusit sa colonizeze a 4 a planeta din afara sistemului solar.
Formatia de Thrash Metal, Metallica, va scoate in aceasta toamna un nou single: The Unforgiven 666
Anul acesta se lanseazavor noul Playstation 1256 si PSP35.
Fondatorul Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, a cumparat in final si Google, in urma ultimelor achizitii: Microsoft, Twitter, Wordpress, Blogspot, Yahoo, Skype, Apple.
Presedintele Americo-European, Barrack Obama al 19 lea a fost inmormantat astazi la cimitirul Belu.
Astazi la ora 14:00 este programata o sedinta de partid la sediul Iluminati - Noua Ordine Mondiala, ce va pune in discutie tema desfiintarii Wikileaks. Julian Assange junior jura ca ii va trimite in instanta.
S-a descoperit elementul cu numarul atomic 200 din tabelul lui Mendeleev in apropierea unei gauri negre.
Noi dezvaluiri in legatura cu sfarsitul lumii: Poporul Mayas a prezit ca lumea se va incheia in 32.13.20012. Producatorul Roland Emmerich pregateste a 17 a pelicula din seria 2012.
Autoarea Stephenie Meyer pregateste urmatoarelele 15 volume din seria Amurg.
Cameron Diaz confirma a 7 a trilogie Avatar.
Lucratorii japonezi incearca din rasputeri sa raceasca cele 29 centrale nucleare care au fost afectate de tsunamiul provocat de cutrumerul de 17,43 de grade pe scara Richter.

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Bifati ce-ati facut. :D

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been harassed.
10.harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Kissed a stranger.
23. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done hardcore drugs.
31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Ate at mcdonalds.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. LOL
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been ate out.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friends crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started a house fire…
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped